Preparing for a tail Party?

Mrs Magilcutty loved to give give tail parties. One day While praparing for one, she ran out of caviar, She asked her husband to get her some from the pantry. On the way, he decided to play a little joke. So, he got the caviar and the way back he ped through his work shop. He mixed some buck shot in with the and toook it his wife. That night the party went off without a hitch. The next morning the phone rang and Mrs. Magilacutty answered it: "Oh Mrs. magilacuuty, Iloved your party so much. But the strangest thing happened this morning. I was sweeping, dropped my broom, bent over to pick it up, farted and killed my pet canary!"